Saturday, December 16, 2006

Monday Night Hockey

Tonight I feel I shall write an account of the boys and men that have fought gallantly and some not so gallantly in the Grace Chapel Mens Floor Hockey Association or the GCMFHA for short.

McMullen Boys, Poppa McMullen, Ryan, Matt and Sean: These boys are go getters to say the least, hearts pumpin and full of adrenaline they tear through the carpeted gym with domination. Seans been on the free agent list for a while but he'll be back someday in the future. Poppa is a tank that literally bulldozes his opponents, Matt is quick like a catfish and Ryan, well he "kramers his way" on the floor.

Briggins Boys, Jonathan and David: Like father like son as the old saying goes. David has the shots, the deeks, the passes and most importantly the bomb defence skills. Briggins has an insanse ability to get the ball past any defender and to the open man on 99% of his attempts. These boys know their hockey and know this good ol game better then most of the boys.

Timberlea Titans, Hudson, Dave, Mark and Injury reserved Ken Jones: Hudson the hailed exiled Acadian shows his skill in nets and on the carpet with the "stick it to da man" theology of hockey, Dave is a powerhouse who can shoot, score and take down crazies like Jonny without remorseful thinking. Mark's name should be changed to Mr. D for his amazing abilities to defend the offence from taking hard shots on his goalie. IR Ken Jones, Monsieur Spandex is another "stick it to da man" type guy who will literrally stick with whoever hes defending. Spandex sticks to him too, but nonetheless the boys from Timberlea are terrific and tubular.

Bedford Boys, Dan, Mark, Jacob: Dan has one of the most hardest, most accurate shots in the GCMFHA and has shown his stuff again and again every night. Mark is probably the best stickhandler of the bunch and can make crucial plays, Jacob is the guy who you can just rely on with good passes, good shots and a masculine physique that you can count on to distract your opponents. Cheers for the Bedford Boys.

Sexy Spryfield, Jonny, Glenn, Jordan: Jonny is the Mr. T of this league, simply said, this guy is agressive and has a good ability to get goals when they are needed. If only he'd stop coaching and quit nagging on every guy in the gym. Glenn has an amazing shot and an insane backhand that nullifies the boys of the league, Jordan another free agent as of late is another good player who gets his job done.

Cole Harbour, Jonathan. Forsyth is the comic relief of the league. A good goalie that takes a beating and is the victim of many a nurple and groin shot. By far the strongest grade 8 I've ever seen. Bravo Jono.

Nelson, this guy is in a category of his own with his quickness and relentless ability to do well in every aspect of the game.

No clue where they're from guys, Darryl, Chris, Steve Brown: Darryl, the nice one is officially the most improved player of the GCMFHA as this guy has gone from the bottom to the top with his quick shots and assists. Chris, Darryl's friend has been a newcomer but could easily claim Rookie of the Year with his dymanic skills on the carpet with moves I've only seen in Space Oddysseys. Steve Brown the oh so dirty player who has some good skills but just plays with so much cheap shtos and hooks that could nab a whole school of fish.

And thats the Monday Night Hockey scoop

Let me know if I missed any players.




Sean McMullen said...

This is a really funny post Ryan. It made me laugh. It's so true about everyone.

Thanks for mentioning me!

Dave said...

You got that right Ry I am the whole meal deal and I will not be stopped by any crazy who plays.